The Drive-By Poster (with acknowledgements to Neil Innes’ Urban Spaceman)

RoyRoy Posts: 13,233Member ✭✭✭
edited 28 November 2017, 4:34PM in Discussion

I'm the drive-by poster, people; I’ve a need

Answer me with speed

I'm the drive-by poster, people; tell me why

This damn box won’t fly

I don't get pleasure

I just get pain

How to make this box reboot and run OK again

I'm the drive-by poster, people; tell me why

I won’t reply

I post in desperation with a frown upon my face

My natural impatience spills out all over the place

I'm the drive-by poster, I'm intelligent and keen

But is your answer seen?

I'm the drive-by poster, never make a second post

Was I just a ghost?

You won’t know if I fixed it

Or if I’m still a noob

Found another forum, or a vid out on YouTube

I'm the drive-by poster, people; here comes the twist--

I’ll make you p***ed!

‘Does television exist for us to watch, or do we exist to watch television?’ - Noah Hawley
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